Self-serve checkout isn't live yet. Send the details and a named ops engineer will scope it and follow up, usually same day.
{`$ tensorhost onboard --submit
→ ticket .......... ${ticket}
→ contact ......... ${form.email}
→ workload ........ ${form.workload}
→ interest ........ ${form.interest.join(', ') || 'none'}
→ status .......... queued for ops review
A named engineer will reply shortly.`}